I'll just write random stories until i'm famous (Exactly, i'll never be, but my life is one hell of a rollercoaster).

So let's start with typical "How i almost died" kind of story. And since my memory is a whack yet i want my account to go SOMEWHERE, i'm starting with the relatively recent one.

New Year ended... I mean, started... Whatever. And i had to remove decorations. Un-christmas-ifying the tree was easy, but as i removed ornament, the only thing that's left is the window.

How do you remove the lights if they're too high? Place a chair, of course. But what if chair is just enough to reach for the top and you're too lazy to stand for too long? Place it on top on 4 more!

Surprisingly, everything went well. I removed the decorations, but barely reached the last few wires. I leaned forward to get them off and finish. And i did. With a bang.

I got the wire off the hook, but chair got its leg in the center, where chairs didn't cover stuff. So, with wire in hand and the "Mission success" in my head, i fell off with a loud sound of metal hitting concrete. And my shoulder hitting the table.

I was lying on the floor for a minute with "Am i in the dream again?" (I'll desribe my dreams in other story (maybe)). Turns out i was completely fine. I fell off of approximately 1.5-2 meter-high tower on my back with hitting something on the way down and all i got is a headache for two days. I didn't even broke the lights, they worked.

I have quite the collection of stories like that. And if i can't make myself famous with art/games/music/other-incredible-stuff, i'll try to sell my traumas. Anything can be sold if you're brave enough.

Like, comment, subscribe or whatever people say in the end,

Now i'm the writer, because solo gamedev is too silent for my account,

I wish no one to have life like mine,

Nicholas Fly.

I speedran 78 posts and commented under every single one just to support the ones i follow.

I literally spent 20 minutes straight living my internet life. Seems like i studied hard and took a break... hard.

Anyway, BE HAPPY, READER OF THIS WORTHLESS MENACE OF A POST!

HOW. IN THE WORLD. DOES IT WORK-

Oh, that explains a lot, actually.

Still, i'm... Flattered?

These are nothing special, but BRO, WHAT THE-

My OC: fights, runs, swims, jumps and goes all the ways everywhere sorting neck-deep [stuff] and having fun along the way in any game universe.

Me IRL, poking my python codes: We work, to earn the right to work, to earn the right to work, to earn the right to work, to earn the right to work, to earn the right to work, to earn the right to work, to earn the right to work until i finally learn something new. And then waste another century on learning and WORK, TO EARN THE-

God does not exist, i'll carry stuff myself.

Gained more machine learning knowledge,

Probably gonna die soon,

Nicholas Fly.

Edit (P.S.): *Reappears* oh, and also, i have TWO FOLLOWERS at the moment i write this, so... Yay!

I kept on drawing characters, might show them some time later. Since my creativity, well, not creative, it takes a lot of effort to just find the inspiration. AI is so tempting, but i still draw by myself. I hope demo will come out this winter. I know literally zero people are reading the text i'm writing right now, but once my visual novel gets episode 1 (Yep, i decided to make episodes for every update, plus some little details and eastereggs), i hope at least 1 or 2 people will vote and comment. Not to mention following.

Gave away my luck, gonna use my skills now.

Drawing to accomplish my gamedev dream,

Nicholas Fly.

I literally wiped most of my news.

Why? Cuz it was cringe. Literally low-detailed characters on plain white background, plus low-effort drawings. i decided to start my drawing career from beginning. Gonna draw some characters for my game, some random items. I just don't want this page to die and remain silent. I know i have 0 followers at the moment i write this, plus i'm making my game alone. I draw, play my guitar and program to make the game i would want to play myself.

So... That's it, i guess.

I'll give you my luck cuz it doesn't seem to help me anyway,

Suffering from lack of time, Nicholas Fly.

Hi there, Nick's on the keyboard.

So, my drawing was a bit... Hard. I had a fantasy loss and didn't even knew what to draw, so "Drawing 'till i'm satisfied" is certainly dead. Education system also took part in obstacles, i don't have enough time. But it's no more.

A while ago i asked for help to my game creation. And, apparently, i can't pay anyone (Sanctions on Russia, yay). But some people actually helped me by their tips. And now i finally have a theme to draw and a game to make. Devlog will start when i make at least 5% progress of the game. My dreams of gamedev are very close.

And, at the moment i write this post, i know that no one will read it. But just the blog is one thing, and the whole game - is another.

Wish me luck and i'll wish it back,

Starting as a gamedev, Nicholas Fly.

Madness game in a madness game in a madness game in a madness game...