I'll just write random stories until i'm famous (Exactly, i'll never be, but my life is one hell of a rollercoaster).

So let's start with typical "How i almost died" kind of story. And since my memory is a whack yet i want my account to go SOMEWHERE, i'm starting with the relatively recent one.

New Year ended... I mean, started... Whatever. And i had to remove decorations. Un-christmas-ifying the tree was easy, but as i removed ornament, the only thing that's left is the window.

How do you remove the lights if they're too high? Place a chair, of course. But what if chair is just enough to reach for the top and you're too lazy to stand for too long? Place it on top on 4 more!

Surprisingly, everything went well. I removed the decorations, but barely reached the last few wires. I leaned forward to get them off and finish. And i did. With a bang.

I got the wire off the hook, but chair got its leg in the center, where chairs didn't cover stuff. So, with wire in hand and the "Mission success" in my head, i fell off with a loud sound of metal hitting concrete. And my shoulder hitting the table.

I was lying on the floor for a minute with "Am i in the dream again?" (I'll desribe my dreams in other story (maybe)). Turns out i was completely fine. I fell off of approximately 1.5-2 meter-high tower on my back with hitting something on the way down and all i got is a headache for two days. I didn't even broke the lights, they worked.

I have quite the collection of stories like that. And if i can't make myself famous with art/games/music/other-incredible-stuff, i'll try to sell my traumas. Anything can be sold if you're brave enough.

Like, comment, subscribe or whatever people say in the end,

Now i'm the writer, because solo gamedev is too silent for my account,

I wish no one to have life like mine,

Nicholas Fly.